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Originally Posted by psili
I actually took no sarcasm in that post.... I'm taking the lab to the nearest river; she'll get exercise swimming while I find "approved by god" rocks.
Now I just need a domain..... godapproved.com & approvedbygod.com were already taken.  |
Not joking psili... knew this slimeball reporter for a well-known gutter-press magazine who used to get all his filmstock processed in our lab. He was always struggling for a "sensation story" every week and usually his articles were total crap and not one grain of truth.
Anyways.. was in the lab one day having a coffee and in he comes with a few rolls of film and asking for them to be hand-processed for safety reasons (he was a crap photographer to start with - only used outdated Fiji film cos it was cheaper! *lol*)
The story emerges..... He was walking along the beach and trying to this up some "sensation" for his weekly headline. He comes across a stone which vaguely looked like "Jesus on the cross" - ya guessed, - the next edition of the gutter press mag was headed "Jesus Returns - Found Crucified On Beach!"
PS Always thought that idiot only used our lab just on the off-chance he'd bump into a half-naked model on the way to the dressing room. He had this "dirty old man" aura about him