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Big_D · 05-24-2007, 06:19 AM

Well, I'm glad I can type because right now I sure as fuck cant talk. I woke up in the hospital today. Me and my friend went out and about for a couple of drinks last night, not really much at all. Next thing I know I am in the fucking hospital, my pockets emptied and a broken fucking jaw. My mandible is completely snapped from my teeth straight through my chin. It really fucking hurts, to a degree I cant explain....

My friend had his BAC taken and mine and neither one of us were trashed by medical standards, him being a .07 and me being a .09, yet we both have a complete blackout for at least 4 hours. We sat down for a drink, and that was it.....never going to that bar again thats for sure. Anyhow, he looked rough, he said he snapped out of the blackout last night, me and him were passed out in a parking lot and I was covered in blood. He called the ambulance, enough said.

Shit happens I guess, but look at the bright side, Ill be having a 45 day diet when my jaw gets wired shut tommorow.

05-24-2007, 06:19 AM
Big_D CRAZY MOFUKKA Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,296	I woke up in the hospital this morning... Well, I'm glad I can type because right now I sure as fuck cant talk. I woke up in the hospital today. Me and my friend went out and about for a couple of drinks last night, not really much at all. Next thing I know I am in the fucking hospital, my pockets emptied and a broken fucking jaw. My mandible is completely snapped from my teeth straight through my chin. It really fucking hurts, to a degree I cant explain.... My friend had his BAC taken and mine and neither one of us were trashed by medical standards, him being a .07 and me being a .09, yet we both have a complete blackout for at least 4 hours. We sat down for a drink, and that was it.....never going to that bar again thats for sure. Anyhow, he looked rough, he said he snapped out of the blackout last night, me and him were passed out in a parking lot and I was covered in blood. He called the ambulance, enough said. Shit happens I guess, but look at the bright side, Ill be having a 45 day diet when my jaw gets wired shut tommorow.