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Originally Posted by neewwman
Q: How does Heidi Klum keep her black children from jumping on the bed?
A. She attaches Velcro to the ceiling.
I did NOT just tell that joke. So ashamed. 
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You will burn in hell and be ostracized from decent society. Don't you know that you can only make fun of white straight males or you are an insensitive prick.
A jew, black and a mexican walk past a bar. The jew bought it, the black guy robbed it and the Mexican just sat outside waiting for someone to offer him a $2 an hour job picking fruit.