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Old 01-16-2003, 01:06 PM  
Voodoo
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Ok here's what you do...
1. Go register the domain name: IFISTMYSELF.COM
2. Get a webcam and set it up.
3. Go to chat rooms, and tell people "I fist myself, want to see?"
4. Give them your new website address.
5. They will go there to see you fist yourself, but, there is a surprise waiting for them.
6. When they show up, you have a SIGN-UP NOW! button on your new site, which they cannot see you fisting yourself until they give you their hard earned "cha-ching".
7. So, they sign up. Now, you give them the show that they have been waiting for... Start fisting yourself!

After that.... just sit back, fist yourself some more, and watch the bling roll in!

To make even more money, consider purchasing: IBLOWMYSELF.COM (This one is very dangerous though... make sure you have a phone near by so you can call 911 in case you get stuck)

Anyhow, that's how you can make money with porn.
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