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Old 01-16-2003, 01:31 PM  
thatdykeliz
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Originally posted by SleazyDream
just tried both, can't bend low enough to suck myself off and my fist is too big to fit into my asshole.
Come on, Sleazy, don't give up! First you have to be a little more patient -- try various sizes of dildos, then work your way up to Coke cans, wine bottles...with a little perseverance, you can have your fist and arm up your ass in no time! Then you can be just like the goatse guy! And really, who wouldn't pay to see that?!?
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