This is why I don't fuck with Hoes :
Alright, so it's 6:12 am - I am too exhausted to tell everything in detail but it's been an irritating night to say the least.
I hate drama, and I hate people that lie in wait for that Jerry Springer moment to pop up in order to capitalize on it. People like this make me fucking sick.
I just want to tell this one part though because it's funny as hell and there is NO WAY we could ever actually set this up - just something funny that happened.
Basically my buddy's wife fucked off and left him all torn up - so we go about getting him a BJ from this goofy chick.
I call my buddy and tell him I'm coming over to give him a surprise.
What I wasn't privy to was that he had a small party going on, a few couples who got a bit drunk and randy.
So as chance has it, we walk in with this eager chick ready to make my buddy feel better, and there on the couch are 3 naked dudes with their cocks hanging out - and all 3 (naked) girls are upstairs cleaning up.
The chick FREAKS and thinks I called my buddy and told him to line up all the dudes with their cocks ready to go or some shit.
It was SO fucking FUNNY we all couldn't stop laughing at the bad timing and awkwardness of the situation.
Of course Bambi the silly slut thought it would be a great opportunity to wig out and be all dramatic, and get this - actually ended up running down the street to get away from these people.
NO JOKE
We tried calling her a couple times and finally said fuck her and I called it a night.
What a dumb bitch.
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