SleazyDream

so i'm in the bar with my friend - and his ex ends up being there. she's hot - like 8.5/10 by GFY standards which means she is smoking hot. anyway she starts going on to me about hot hot she is compared to my friend's new girlfriend (he's been with the new one for 2 years and she is about have his baby) - so she asks me - straight up - if I think she's hotter then his new GF. SO I say - and she's being an egotistical bitch all night that we can't get away from and is staking us in the bar just for a lead up

"do you want an HONEST answer and you know what I do for a liing so this isn't going to be a bullshit response but a real response to your question from a professional standpoint of someone who knows hot girls?"

and she bites and get excited and says "YES"

so i look at her - tell her to turn around - and ask AGAIN if she wants the REAL honest answer - she says "YES"

so I lay it out.

I say - "Gota say - you are one good lookign woman. You know I know his ex VERY well and tonight you're without a dount the hottest girl in the bar (my friends' ex wasn't there that night) but I gota tell you that even though you're a beautiful woman, a 9/10 - his girlfriend is def hotter"

and I wasn't lying either and she KNEW it looking in my eyes and was destroyed.totally destroyed - shes one of those girls that LIVES for her looks

and the best part is his new GF IS hotter and ISN'T one of those girls that lives for her looks.

i don't normally like hurting someone's ego like that but stop trying to break up my friends

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