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Old 06-24-2007, 10:07 PM  
noam
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Was I wrong to fuck his mom?

Not sure if I did something ethically wrong here.

A week ago I was watching TV when someone knocked on my door. Through the peep-hole I saw a young black kid with a folder in his hands. I figured he was selling something but there was nothing on TV so I opened the door. He started talking really fast and mumbling, I couldn't figure out anything he was saying. He went on and on without stopping and finally I told him to STOP. After asking him a few questions I figured out that he is an 18 year old guy whose been accepted into college but couldn't afford tuition. So he joined this program where he helps sell subscriptions to a local newspaper in exchange for help with his tuition and was going door to door through his neighbors to try and make some money.

Since I had some free time I let him in my apartment and gave him a quick lesson in sales. I taught him how to stand-up straight, talk slowly and clearly and look for buying signs. I sent him home to practice and told him to come back tomorrow and if he does a good job I'll write him a check. Sure enough, he came back and did much better, so I kept my word and wrote him a check.

Today, I had another knock on my door. I looked through the peep hole and saw a black MILF holding a pastry. I open the door and the MILF says "Hi, I'm Will's mom. I wanted to thank you personally for teaching my son how to talk to people and I made you this cheesecake" (I didn't know black people bake cheesecakes). Well, I invited her in, and noticed she had no wedding ring on. Well, one thing led to another (ok, I seduced her) and we had sex.

Now for some reason I feel guilty. Was fucking the boy's mom wrong?
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