Mass media is on crack.
What I'm about to show you is TOP SECRET, so please don't tell anyone. And well, if you DO, please don't tell any North Koreans or anyone in the middle east.
And if you ARE middle eastern or North Korean -- hell, korean at all for that matter... please leave the room now, because what I am about to show everyone is ultra top secret. So be kind and rewind your ass out of this thread or something.
Ok, now that I know it's just me and my fellow patriotic americans left... I'll show ya...
Titled: "Americas Ultra-Secret Weapon"
http://www.time.com/time/covers/1101030127/nmicro.html
Man its GREAT! We are going to kick so much ass with this technology! Iraq and NK aren't going to know what hit them. So long as they don't have news or internet.
Woah.. hey wait I just found something else...
I'll go read this article real quick and come back to break it down for everyone. I mean as long as we have all our enemies out of the thread.