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BoyAlley · 06-30-2007, 09:46 PM

I was volunteering at the Juvenile Diabetes golf outing yesterday.

I got to be the beer fag. I drove around in a golf cart all day handing out beer to all of the breeders that were taking part in the fundraiser. Breeders are so happy when you give them beer, very rewarding job.

Unfortunately, even though it was cloudy, my gay homosexual ass got burnt BAD.

CRIPE MIGHTY IT'S AWFUL!

I haven't been this red and itchy since that time I accidentally had anal sex in a poison ivy patch. Mercy.......

PS: Breeders look VERY hawt wearing their little golf outfits! I've decided I'm going to "go golfing" once a week and just rent a cart and drive around the course all day. Who says us fags aren't into sport?

06-30-2007, 09:46 PM
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	Lawds Mercy! I got so sunburn yesterday my ears look like labia. Help Help! I was volunteering at the Juvenile Diabetes golf outing yesterday. I got to be the beer fag. I drove around in a golf cart all day handing out beer to all of the breeders that were taking part in the fundraiser. Breeders are so happy when you give them beer, very rewarding job. Unfortunately, even though it was cloudy, my gay homosexual ass got burnt BAD. CRIPE MIGHTY IT'S AWFUL! I haven't been this red and itchy since that time I accidentally had anal sex in a poison ivy patch. Mercy....... PS: Breeders look VERY hawt wearing their little golf outfits! I've decided I'm going to "go golfing" once a week and just rent a cart and drive around the course all day. Who says us fags aren't into sport?