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Three blondes walk into a bar and ask the bartender
for three shots of
tequila. He looks at them and says "OK" and pours
their shots.
They all clink glasses and and yell, "51 days!" Then
they proceed to
slam the shots, looking very self-satisfied. They look
back to the
bartender and decide to order another round. This time
they pick up the
glasses again and, more gleefully yell, "Only 51
days!"
The bartender finally can't stand wondering what they
are talking about
and asks them what they mean by only 51 days.
One of the blondes looks at him and says, "Well,"
looking very smug, "We
just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It took us only 51
days... and on the box it
said 4-7 years."