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110 Evil Chris
Evil Chris is one of a handful of industry professionals who's screen name might as well be "Mr. Dependability". He's been in the industry longer than most of us remember, runs a high profile program, and is the owner of a high successful webmaster board. As I did my research preparing these questions I was unable to find anyone who had anything bad to say about him, which is a fitting testimony to his character.
1) Let's get this out of the way ? Is Elvis still alive?
2) You look like the bastard child of Richard Gere and George Clooney. Are you related to either of them?
3) Why do you drive "chick cars" ? cars that you usually see chicks driving?
4) What is the Snake Removal Service, and do you offer this service in the US?
5) How many times have you been caught jerking off in the shower?
6) Instead of the typical "who do you look up to question", let's mix things up a bit. If you weren't working for Teen Revenue what company would you want to work for?
7) You were in the Canadian Army for fifteen years? What did you do in the Army?
8) If your wife gave you a "free night" where you could have sex with anyone in the industry, who would it be and why? Did She tell you about her Free night?
9) Which is your biggest obsession? Big boobs or golf?
10) Your wife wants us to ask you about the "pink thong". What does this mean?
11) Have you ever heard the phrase "I like dem boobs and I like dem out"?
12) Do you care about what people think about you?
13) You worked for Wild Rose. What was Carol Cox really like?
14) Some of the friends you told us to contact to come up with these questions included JMan, J$tyle$, Mangus, Good Chris, Funbrunette, The Legacy, LAJ, and Evil Dan. If you think about it this would a great cast for a movie. Why do you call these people your friends?
15) When did you start dyeing your hair grey?
16) Teen Revenue has the Texas Twins, the Milton Twins, and the Simpson Twins. How do you sleep at night knowing that these are sites are borderline incest sites?
17) What stories do you have from Dokk's Negril Net bashes?
18) You have a hot wife Funbrunette - have you ever considered allowing her to film porn or at least have her own website? If not - why? If so - where the fuck is it?
19) Does your family know what you do? How did you tell them?
20) Would you allow your wife to be photographed with another man?
21) I am sure you see a lot of webmasters and companies screwing over someone else - care to tell us who you can't trust?
22) If not porn, what else would you wish to be doing?
23) At conferences, has there been any gay guys hit on you and have you ever considered it?
24) Any words of advice to those webmasters starting out who want to be as successful as you?
25) Does being married to such a hot woman help your exposure and sales in the industry? Do you pimp her out?
26) Now that the American / Canadian dollar are so close, how do you think it will affect the Canadian adult market?
27) Would there be any situation that would make you consider leaving the industry?
28) Your wedding ceremony was the shortest ceremony in history. Why the rush? Did you have someplace to go or were you just in a hurry to get back to the honeymoon suite to consummate the marriage?
29) You and your best friend have been trading the same gift on and off for the past twenty years. What is this gift and why is it important to you?
30) If someone told you that figure skating is much more exciting then hockey would you be offended? Why?
31) Your father is most famous for?
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