Well let's get this going...
1) Let's get this out of the way – Is Elvis still alive?
You know, at one time I did think that Elvis had staged his own death to be able to disappear, get off painkillers, and live a normal life. This guy had no chance of ever living a quiet life, so the conspiracy sounded somewhat plausible. OK maybe I just enjoyed pretending he was possibly alive.
He's dead now. Sorry.