4) What is the Snake Removal Service, and do you offer this service in the US?
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It's very simple. Take the club of your choice (in this case, a 4 iron), usually one from an older set and things can sometimes get messy, locate the snake and beat the shit out of it. Pose for photo (optional). Services to the US are not currently available.