I sent you an email last time about this but you're obviously desperate for ad space with so few affiliates so I'll try this again ... ;p
http://www.aussiecelebs.com - send me $500 and i'll put a skyscraper banner on the right side of the forum for a month. 3500 unique visitors a day and over a million and a half page views per month. I'm posting the same thing in the dating gold thread so whoever gets in first gets it.