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Just do what Quagmire does. Walk up to them and say ---
*Lets let only latex stand between our love
*You look like my next girlfriend
*Lie down I think I love you
*I'm an organ donor, need anything?
*If I were you I'd do me
*My feet are getting cold cause you knocked my socks off
*If I said you had a beatiful body would you hold it against me?
*Do you believe in love at first sight? If not I'll walk by again.
*Hi, I make more money then you can spend
*That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed
*Nice pants, can I test the zipper.
*Hi, I'm Mr Right, Someone said you were looking for me.
*OH! Sorry I thought that was a braille name tag.
*Beauty is only a light switch away.
*Can I see your tan lines?
*Can you count? Then you better count on spending the night
*Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it.
*I think I'd fall madly in bed with you.
OTHER USEFUL QUAGMIRISMS:
"18? You're first."
"Glen honey, I got a question for you. What do you do for a living?
"I got a question for you. Why are you still here?"
"Fat chicks need love too...they just have to pay!"
"Really? After I drugged you and had sex with your unconscious body?"
"I've never had a Spanish chick before! Ole!"
"Whoa, transvestite, back off! Wait a minute... Pre-op or post-op?"
"So, you ladies ever been penetrated?"
"Giggity, giggity, giggity, giggity!"
"You must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire."
"Oh, Lois, I'd do everything to you."
"Mom if you want this three-way to happen, you're gonna have to change your tone."
"You must be a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you."
"Hi, Meg. Eighteen yet?"
"Soccer moms all right! Giggity, giggity, giggity!"
"If I could change the alphabet I would put 'U' and 'I' together."
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