An old couple sittin' on the porch.. The Mrs. turns and slaps the Hell out of the hubby.. He says, "Well what did ya do that for?" She says, "For 50 years of bad sex!" .. He thought a minute, then turned and punched her in the nose.. She says, "Well what did ya do that for?" He says, "For knowin' the difference!"
I just felt that appropriate for this thread..
