Originally Posted by fluffygrrl

How about not being a doofus and keeping track of your blasted wallet.

What's next, some stripper's gonna steal some idjits balls one night and I'm gonna be reading five pages that time about what ? How it's perfectly fine to be dumb enough to have your balls stolen and that doesn't automatically make you not the best person to be doing business with ?

It is immoral to allow a sucker keep his money.