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So,(and this is a true story) Abraham woke the elders from their post Summerian slumber. He was flushed, visibly flushemelled. He said to the elders:
"I just spoke to god, he said we must take this sharp stone a cut the English Policeman's Helmet from the end of our penii. Do this my brothers, as a sign of the covenat."
The elders were dumfounded. One of them replied "Abraham, what is God"?
To which Abe offered "God is a spirit, he rules all, we are his chosen."
The same elder replied "no way"!
To which Abraham responded" "Yahway"!
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And: thanks for the post!
Come on my brethren: choose the best niche of all....that of the open mind!
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