Originally Posted by testpie

Yeah... About #2... Some people like, say, me, are too honest about our intentions...

Me: "Hi! We've just met, and to be honest, I'd really like to bend you over the kitchen counter and fuck the living shit out of you before proceeding to cook a fry-up, eat you out of house and home, and then come back and fuck you some more. Game?"
Her: "...Didn't I already get a restraining order against you?"