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A story for you Headless:
There was once this little baby bird that felt it was time to spread his wings
and try to fly. He jumps out the nest only to fall straight to the ground.
He began walking until finally it started to get dark and cold, so he began
chirping and chirping, growing more afraid and cold as the sun went down.
Along came a cow that heard the little bird's chirping and felt pity on the
little bird. It walked over to the scared, cold little fella and lifted it's tail
and dropped a big old cow patty on the little bird. Now the bird was nice and
warm in the cow patty, but before long it got restless and began chirping and
chirping again, making a terrible racket.
Finally along came a coyote. He eased over to the little bird sitting there in the cow patty, picked him up and dusted him off. then swallowed him whole.
The moral to the story is this:
Not everyone that throws dirt on you is out to hurt you.
Not everyone that pulls you out of the dirt is out to help you.
Either way... when you're up to your nose in shit, keep your mouth shut.
Do you understand this or do you need cliff notes?
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