jonesy

I order a large mocha frapuccino

i get this thing called a venti or some shit - not what i orederd

i tell the girl who made it that its wrong

so shes askes the dude who took my order

hes a big guy and he comes walking over and says "thats what you orderd"

i said no it isnt - he replies and with an attitude and a staredown, - yes you did, theres nothing wrong with my hearing, thats what you ordered.

so me being a big dude myself say loud enough for the entire store to hear - so you have nothing worng with your hearing, then how did you fuck up my order ...

and before he could respond i show him the receipt

Heres the receipt that you gave me that says grande fucking mocha frappucino.

So the guy apologizes - and i say really loud - My hearing is fucled up so i didnt hear you, could you repeat that again a little louder....

i got a free piece of cake too.

fucking coffee jocky's.