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Old 07-29-2007, 07:44 PM  
BoyAlley
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Attention Fat People: It's Not Our Fault We're Repulsed By You.

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Researchers say the immune system can be triggered into action at the sight of obesity because it doesn't like the look of what it sees, and associates it with infection.

Just as it orchestrates attacks on viruses and bacteria and triggers nausea at the hint of bad food, so it sends out signals of disgust in some people at the sight of an obese body that is designed to encourage avoidance and survival.
http://news.independent.co.uk/health/article2814756.ece

Us skinny people are biologically predisposed to avoid fat asses for fear that they're contagious.

In other news, scientists have found that heterosexuals are genetically predisposed to avoid homosexuals for fear of catching teh ghey, and to avoid members of the opposite sex during childhood for fear of catching cooties.

Scientists have yet to determine if crossing your fingers is an effective prophylactic against teh ghey and teh fat as it is for childhood cooties onsets.


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