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pmsn247 · 07-31-2007, 07:56 AM

[QUOTE=Tofunny;12842329]Step 1. Create numerous LLC companies so that when you screw people out of their money you can shut them down quickly and not have to pay a dime.

Step 2. Hire people that haven?t worked in the industry. This way they have no idea how bad your reputation is and how many people you have screwed out of money in the past.

Step 3. Have your employees put money out of their own pockets and blame it on the ?money wire? hasn?t come in.

Step 4. LIE LIE LIE

Step 5. Bounce checks to employees and then expect them to work for you for free.

If you follow these 5 easy steps you to can be successful in screwing people out of money.[/QUOTE

5 EASY STEPS TO CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE:

1) Fly to Canada on business and beg your boss to fly her back to US to pretend to do a photo shoot, so you can hang out with her without your wife knowing.

2) Go to Red Neck Getaway and get a blow job!

3) Take your dick out of your pants while at a co-workers house

4) Chase your co-worker around her house while dick is hanging out of zipper hole.

5) Try to kiss co-worker in laundry room, while wife is at home.

Follow these 5 simple steps and you'll be divorced in no-time!

07-31-2007, 07:56 AM
pmsn247 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 10	5 Easy Steps To Cheat On Your Wife! [QUOTE=Tofunny;12842329]Step 1. Create numerous LLC companies so that when you screw people out of their money you can shut them down quickly and not have to pay a dime. Step 2. Hire people that haven?t worked in the industry. This way they have no idea how bad your reputation is and how many people you have screwed out of money in the past. Step 3. Have your employees put money out of their own pockets and blame it on the ?money wire? hasn?t come in. Step 4. LIE LIE LIE Step 5. Bounce checks to employees and then expect them to work for you for free. If you follow these 5 easy steps you to can be successful in screwing people out of money.[/QUOTE 5 EASY STEPS TO CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE: 1) Fly to Canada on business and beg your boss to fly her back to US to pretend to do a photo shoot, so you can hang out with her without your wife knowing. 2) Go to Red Neck Getaway and get a blow job! 3) Take your dick out of your pants while at a co-workers house 4) Chase your co-worker around her house while dick is hanging out of zipper hole. 5) Try to kiss co-worker in laundry room, while wife is at home. Follow these 5 simple steps and you'll be divorced in no-time!