You want the truth??? You cant handle the truth!... The truth is I spend 80 hours a week making wooden shoes and tending to my tulips. You think your average man wants to be out there walking that line? That line between clogs and tulips, and RISKING HIS LIFE if a dike should spring a leak? IS THAT WHAT YOU REALLY WANT? You KNOW down deep, deep in your gut YOU WANT ME OUT THERE. You NEED ME OUT THERE! You want me cobbling shoes and growing tulips so you can go along with your boring lives of fucking tight pussy and partying while I spend my time making shoes and growing flowers. YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
