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you must be a drow elf sorceress because you have cast level 3 ensnare on my heart

did you install back orifice 2000 on me because you just caused my cd tray to eject

you must be alan greenspan because you have just raised my interest rate by several percentage points

you must be a sata2 hard drive because you are modestly increasing my pipe

you must be a .bin with no .cue file because I have to wrangle with you for hours only be burned in the end

you must be java bytecode because you let me use you anywhere I want

you must be a microsoft product because when i find your holes i'm going to exploit them

you must be internet explorer because you give me popups all the time

you must be charles barkley because i want to take you to the hole but i doubt you would be impressed with my full-court press

you must be an o'reilly technical manual because despite your high price tag, you never say anything meaningful

you must be from stdout because i'd like to pipe you

you must be London because I want to explode inside your tunnel

you must be open source because the entire fucking high school class has seen your internal workings and tinkered with them

you must be Doom 3 cause when the action starts the lights go out

you must be a black market organ harvester cause you just stole my heart

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