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you must be a playground slide because i want to go down on you repeatedly

you must be a rodeo bull because i want to ride you for 8 seconds and then get off

i like my urls like i like my women...dirty and mangled

i must be dick cheney because i want to fire my weapon into your back

i must be the u.s. senate because i'm totally rejecting your timetable for withdrawal of my troops

you must be gasoline because even though you're pricey, I'm still going to pump you in my van

you must be Six Flag's newest roller coaster because some rednecks told me that they have been saving up their money all summer to ride you

you must be herpes because every time I think i'm rid of you, there you are on my dick

you must be real networks because i cannot get at your media without installing this ridiculous software

you must be muslim cause im jihard as hell

you must be an NES cartridge because i will blow on your slot until you start functioning

you must be a taxidermy lab because you make me want to stuff a cock in you

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