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_Rush_ · 08-07-2007, 04:01 PM

> > Sent: 06/27/2007 > I am concerned that some of the very beautiful ladies appear in pain from > the enormous size of the male actors dick. Accordingly would like to offer > my servcies (at a reduced rate ) as mine is a little smaller ... > seriously seen hundreds of similar sites but the quality of your girls and > video footage skill is the very best of all... my favourite jantra and > janee > > cheers guys and girls keep up the good work >

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I can't Access to you are friend page. Why？ I do not understand it. (I am japanese.I do not understand English Please Write it in Japanese.)

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my name is XXXXXX, 35, from England, having obviously, found myself so instantly & admiringly captivated by you, being the cutest & most excitingly beautiful & teasingly irrisistible girl I've ever seen. Thus before hopefully joining your site - willingly, as one of your devotedly adoring web-pets, would like to ask a few questions if you don't mind.

1. Would it always be possible to email you & when/if time, would the reply always be from 'you.' 2. Are your lovely cute knickers always soaked heavily in your delicious sweet juices and really from 'you.' 3. Would you ever consider selling anything else such as well worn hosiery and pieces of used chewing gum?

In the hope of your reply and to soon appreciating you more fully and devotedly, Yours adoringly, XXXXXXX.

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FirstName: bryan LastName: jose Subscription#: 1982 UserName: XXXXX Message: im looking for women

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Those are some of the most recent ones. We don't keep an archive, but some of them really crack me up.

08-07-2007, 04:01 PM
_Rush_ Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Buenos Aires Posts: 742	> > Sent: 06/27/2007 > I am concerned that some of the very beautiful ladies appear in pain from > the enormous size of the male actors dick. Accordingly would like to offer > my servcies (at a reduced rate ) as mine is a little smaller ... > seriously seen hundreds of similar sites but the quality of your girls and > video footage skill is the very best of all... my favourite jantra and > janee > > cheers guys and girls keep up the good work > --------------- I can't Access to you are friend page. Why？ I do not understand it. (I am japanese.I do not understand English Please Write it in Japanese.) ---------------- my name is XXXXXX, 35, from England, having obviously, found myself so instantly & admiringly captivated by you, being the cutest & most excitingly beautiful & teasingly irrisistible girl I've ever seen. Thus before hopefully joining your site - willingly, as one of your devotedly adoring web-pets, would like to ask a few questions if you don't mind. 1. Would it always be possible to email you & when/if time, would the reply always be from 'you.' 2. Are your lovely cute knickers always soaked heavily in your delicious sweet juices and really from 'you.' 3. Would you ever consider selling anything else such as well worn hosiery and pieces of used chewing gum? In the hope of your reply and to soon appreciating you more fully and devotedly, Yours adoringly, XXXXXXX. --------------- FirstName: bryan LastName: jose Subscription#: 1982 UserName: XXXXX Message: im looking for women --------------- Those are some of the most recent ones. We don't keep an archive, but some of them really crack me up. __________________ No sig.