Originally Posted by Adult Blogger

Hey, guys! Something crazy happened to me about two weeks ago. I was walking out of Micky D's when a cute chick approached me. She wasn't drop dead gorgeous, just cute, but her tits were bigger than a Big Mac and a happy meal combined! She asked me if I wanted my cocked sucked. Sure, for free, bitch! She said "fuck you!" and walked away. I asked her if she'd take my fries for a hand job. The bitch looked at the fries and said..."only if you add the Big Mac."

The slut was pretty good at stroking my cock, and, dare I say it, better than Janine (the name of my left had). Slut was talented, too, as she was juggling jerking off my cock while stuffing her mouth with French fries and Mac....the greasy feel of her palm as she stroked and grabbed the fries and Big Mac with the same hand made it an experience I could only describe as...different.

I blew a load in record time (How fast? Well, the bitch wasn't even done with the fries!). I could see the white goo trickle down from the tip of my cock to her greasy hands like a volcano spewing lava...and she licked it off her fingers akin to licking the cheesy powder after eating a bag of Cheetos!

She looked me straight in the eye and said "yummy!"

She left ASAP. Told me she had to go to TGIFriday. I guess the fries and Big Mac weren't enough.