People coasting through red lights. What the fuck. It's reached pandemic levels here, sometimes the light is completely red, someone keeps coasting, and THEN SOMEONE FOLLOWS THEMM!!!! I'm going to start keeping an old milkshake in my car, so when I'm turning left and someone goes through, I'm gonna fuckin baste the motherfucker... Cost them a car wash or worse..
Now I know I'm trying to sound like a badass here, but the truth is, if they have a convertible... I don't think I'm angry enough for that.. But I HOPE they have a fucking window open. FUCKERS!
One time I was turning left, the light turned red, and I stopped.. The guy behind in me in a pickup was so angry I didn't go through the red light, that he went AROUND ME to go through and make a left turn, through a very solid red... What an asshole I was huh? Stopping, imagine.
Another time I was turning left, and a tow-truck driver went through a red.. It turned yellow, he was stopped at the line (heavy traffic) and then BOOM he starts to go as it turns red!! WHILE towing a car, and had the family in the cab with him! I was so mad, he left three cars waiting to turn left, so he could coast through a solid red light.. Fucker! Well not that time.. I took a U-Turn instead of my left, got up in front of him, and wedged my car so he couldn't go anywhere.. So there this family was, staring at me.. I'm yelling at the driver, he's yelling back.. I sat there for a good minute, just to make sure he lost any time he'd gained... Then I realized he was a tow truck driver, had tow truck driver friends, and they were most likely on their way.. So I uhhh... I let him go. ;P
My mom wasn't very happy in the passenger seat but wtf right?
