Yeah its like:
1. I hate you
2. Im leaving the country with my new boyfriend
3. We broke up, because im pregnant, and you're the father
4. Ok im not pregnant, didnt have a boyfriend, i wanted to get you back, I love you
<some time passes>
5. Disappears! (and now we are free...)
You can add some ' I'll commit suicide ' & co.
Lifes good.
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