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23. What's the story with the sprinkler at Phoenix Forum?
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A: It seemed more like a killer geyser! I was walking out into the art fair thing that was going on, some guy was parked near the fire truck, and blocking the walk way to get to the path to get out of the parking lot. So, I walked into the little grass patch to get around him, and WTF! The sprinkler head jumped out of the ground, grabbed my pant leg, then proceeded to hang onto my leg as I tore it's head off. The water shot up out of the ground about 20 feet, dumping what seemed like gallons and gallons of water onto me, the bastard who was blocking the walk way, and his car. I stood there for a moment, trying to figure out what was dumping gallons of water on me, I got soaked, and covered in dirt / leaves and other random debris from the ground. I saw the hotel staff just standing there trying to figure out what was going on. The dude that was blocking the walk way was soaked too. LOL (That'll teach 'em!). Try to stay cool and walk back to the hotel soaked and covered in ground goop, while everone who was out there saw what happened.
wet pie.