The potential is enormous...worth zillions
Theater and Shows:
Stickfingerz - The Musical
Stickfingerz - On Ice
(both shows with a full supporting cast of 200 cameras)
Scientific/Academic/Professional Publications:
Stickyfingerz - Global Warming - How It's Really Cold
Stickyfingerz - The Definitive Guide To The Internets
Stickyfingerz - International Finance For Personal Use At No Interest
Stickyfingerz - The Correct Way Of Applying The American Constitution
Biographical works:
Stickyfingerz - Adventures Of A Brown Nose
Stickyfingerz - Real Life Experiences Of A Busboy
Stickyfingerz - My Career As A Stage Monkey: How To Get Near Celebs
Stickyfingerz - How I Lost My Virginity And Brain At 13
"How To Success" books:
Stickyfingerz - How To Pay Your Bills With Other People's Money
Stickyfingerz - How To Feel Successful By Doing Nothing
Stickyfingerz - How To Answer Chatboard Posts With A Limited Vocabulary
Stickyfingerz - How To Successfully Use Cameras To Influence People
Stickyfingerz - How To Have 50 Career Paths In Three Years
Stickyfingerz - How To Answer To 5000 Topics By Saying "Only In America"
Stickyfingerz - How To Maintain Credibilty On A Maxed-Out Credit Card
Stickyfingerz - How To Succeed With Women By Claiming To Be A Shooter
Stickyfingerz - 1000 Proven Excuses On How To Avoid Creditors
Stickyfingerz - How To Gain Social Acceptability Thru MySpace
Stickyfingerz - How To Influence People By Claiming To Haved Fucked 132 Women And Actually Keeping A Count
Stickyfingerz - How To Manage Your Own PR And Avoid Nororiety On UTube
Stickyfingerz - How To Buy Cameras In Bulk - On Credit
Dictionaries/Phrase Books:
Stickyfingerz - The Unabridged Stickyfingerz Dictionary (almost 4 pages in hardback)
Extract words/phrases include:
8th grader, lame, slanderous, puppy dogs, myspace, prostock, global warming, who the fuck are you?, I didn't steal a thing, American hater, you are utterly wrong, wow do you even read gfy?, fucking cowards, Tip Tip Tipper Gore, you anti torrent people have poor taste, Fred Thompson for president, post a pic of yourself, douche bag.
Stickyfingerz - The Phrase Book (full 6 pages plus free bonus camera)
Typical Quotes:
"I dont use politics as any sort of a reason to not do biz."
"periods attract bears"
"To say I in any way kiss anyones ass is quite a laugh"
"Im not able to live off what Im making online"
"I was in appalacia area of Virgina when he was trying to contact me"
"I want to start getting a solid monthly income by working solely online."
"Lies are being said about me"
"No one will know thats my cock no worries"
"Ive only been doing it since the end of January and so far have 12 sales."
"Thanks for bumping reminds me how far Ive come."
"My outside work is seasonal so we are tight right now."
"Yup about to launch a program"
"Ive been floundering with these affiliate programs."
Enough of Sticky amusement ... back to work and real people
