My girlfriend sent me this, HAHAHAHHA
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your
>
> wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and
> any other baubles that women find romantic.
> Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out.
> There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for
> the
> men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too
> embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.
> March 20th is now officially "Steak &Blowjob Day."
> Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so
> your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No
> cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday
> explains it all...just a steak and a BJ.
> That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day
> will
> usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in
> February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love
> machine.
> The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little
> push to start the ball rolling.
>
> So spread the word, and help bring love and
> peace to this crazy world.!!