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Voodoo · 01-29-2003, 01:47 AM

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01-29-2003, 01:47 AM
Voodoo ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠ Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,592	I own the patent on human beings and their actions. I charge: $1000.00 per blink $3000.00 per breath $1,000,000.00 per sexual act There's much more, but these are the top sellers. Start paying up! __________________ "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."