I own a Jeep Wrangler, 1 deaf pug, 1 incontinent pug, 1 good pug (thanks Arika and Newbreed!) and 1 pug puppy who has chewed on everything including the stone fireplace, a brick, the glass in the door and 2 of the actual logs that my house is built with.
I'm pretty sure I'm worth a negative balance!!
Oh, and I have some dirt I own
Edit - almost forgot the 15 year old cat - another one in the "debit" column ;)