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Originally Posted by Far-L
14. Have you ever handed gift bags at a party while buck ass naked acting like a gorilla?
No. I have not. Unless you have pictures to prove it then all you have is nada, zilch, zero on me.
Oh crap.
Well... I guess that picture was already posted so I might as well explain. (explain = make excuses)
When we throw our parties at the shows we really try hard to make them unique experiences that are fun and break the typical bunch of affiliate reps getting too drunk and staring at the too few women in the room type of party that have become an all too familiar staple of webmaster events.
That night we decided to do a treasure hunt which was pretty much a thank you nod to Treasure Hunt aka Lady Mischief, at that time one of the newest members of team Homegrown.
When everyone had come back from the crazed search - in which there were no rules other than win at all costs - and the party was just about done then I went into a back room and collected all the gift bags to hand out. Now I don't want to brag, but maybe someone that was there can say how sweet our gift bags tend to be... However, I knew that just going out and passing around satchels of goodies was not quite enough to really show our appreciation for folks coming by.
I new I had to bear my soul.
I had to strip myself of all pretensions.
I had to take off all my clothes and return to my simian self to truly demonstrate my humble thanks.
And so mr. Teabaggins was born.
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I beg to differ that Mr Teabaggins was born that day...
If memory serves, a day or two before the party, I was very comfortably asleep in my bed only to be jarred awake by something moving the bed.. I woke up to Farrell, in his purest natural state with his balls mere inches from my forehead. Luckily, I was able to fight through the groggy morning lethargy and quickly pull the blankets over my head before I was a victim of this man, acting like an ape, teabagging me.
Thankfully he bounded off my bed and into the main room of the suite, where he vaulted over a couch and then a table, knocking a vase with his swaying nutsack. Monkeyboy was able to rescue the vase before it was broken, but it was a sight like nothing you have seen. All this time, making the noises of a monkey "ooh ooh ah ah AHH AHHHHHH" and doing the ape thing with his arms..
You're paying for my therapy, buster!!!!!!!!