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Originally Posted by LadyMischief
I'm posting this one for Lincoln!
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This picture has a good story behind it.
I was in Portland visiting my pal Lincoln who also happens to work for Homegrown. Lincoln was working with a local radio show called the "Liz Wilde" show and they invited me down to the show to get my haircut on the air by a few naked chicks. (Apparently, Lincoln is like King of All Strippers in P-town)
I had long hair at the time and the directive was simple. Give me a naked mullet. So, after Liz finished an interview with Eartha Kitt the girls jumped me with scissors in hand and started whacking at the mane until I was sporting a mullet Billy Ray Cyrus would be proud of. Then my mission was to go down on the street outside the studio and call in with my cell and do "man on the street" style interviews with Portland locals.
I called myself Rock Hard, the mullet man, and proceeded to entreat innocent passerbys to pet my mullet. I sat next to one ol' salt that had a similar 'do and gave him a wink and a thumbs up... "Nice mullet, man" I told him as if I was now part of an international club whose slogan was "business in the front, party in the back!"
The day was hot and naturally I was sweating like a prize pig. Most people, even a cop, scurried away as I would approach asking for them to pet my pelt.
No one would touch it.
Finally, I offered some gutter punk kids $5 bucks if they would do it.
That hair style was pretty crazy. Sometimes people would literally cross the street when they saw me coming, wearing my wife beater tee, some old jeans, and a pair of snakeskin boots...