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Old 09-17-2007, 09:21 PM  
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19. Homegrown throws some unusual parties for their affiliates. Which ones have been the strangest? Which ones were your favorites?

Many people don't know that we were part of putting together the first Player's Ball with D$ and KB. We were all working and playing together in San Diego along with other notables like Ynot Bob of Lightspeed. At the time, Pimp and Ho parties were kind of the thing in there and D and KB were familiar with the authentic truly OG style pimp and ho party that was best characterized by an amazing album called "The Hustler's Convention" by Lightnin Rod. Seek it out if you don't know it already.

That first ball featured the Long Beach Dub Allstars not long after the mate in Sublime died and Eek A Mouse and hired strippers that made everyone feel very much like vips. My South Park pals showed up to play and sign a few autographs for people that are into that sort of thing.

Where it got weird though was at the after party during our live sex show when Trey Parker encouraged me to jump in the bed. Some other girl, as J$styles mentioned had a few spikes in her face and no inhibitions whatsoever started balling like someone just launched the bombs and the President had just told everyone that they better get their last groove on.

Eventually, only a few people remained playing cards and talking business. Oystein. St$les. Sweet T. They were talking business as if were weren't even there fucking our lights out. Only they had no idea that I had deeply extensive porn training.

In porn you have to listen to what the director or camera person is asking for when you are right in the middle of concentrating on taking the freaky deaky up a level to blow your mind/load boom boom.

I listened hard.


They were talking about the DMR fiasco. They were talking about industry players. I learned more in that couple of hours than you can imagine. It was like getting a Matrix style download on the state of the industry at the time.

We have thrown some other interesting parties but will have to come back to that...
I remember that night as if it was yesterday! It was SO unbelievably bizzarre for me to sit there and sip (gulp) drinks while you for some reason decided it was a good idea to drop trou and start having it at with the impaled (ehehe...) girl in the bed right next to us.

Jstyles (or Jonathan like I prefer), Sweet T and myself were "discretely" tucked away a massive 2 yards away around a table trying to talk about "important stuff" (LOL to that...) but truth be told, it was very hard to concentrate! Important talk or not... That said, I would do a "state of the industry" a tad better today than that day...



I will NEVER forget that night...

Oh, not to forget, I did in fact walk into the GROTTO when you were having at it that night too! So that is TWO TIMES I have seen your ultra pale ass doing its thing. Oh boy what is this world (industry) coming to?

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