Originally Posted by Deej

There was the time we (mom and friends) were in gridlock during the after fireworks fourth of july parking lot scramble... we were all trying to get out at once... im sure youve all experienced a 4th of july scramble... equivalent to any after ball game dash ....

so there we are inching along.. mother in the fron seat, me in the back crammed with girlfriend and friends...

mom... being a jolly ole lady gives the peace sign to a van full of college guys beside us as they yelled to and fro...

so one guy notices and then proceeds to moon mom... and I get the wild idea that she should wave a dollar at the guy as if paying a stripper for her dance....so I give her a dollar and she takes it a notch above and jumps out... runs over to the van with partially open window and fully exposed butthole of unexpected college guy... and pokes it right in his pucker... not in... but as soon as she pokes it... dude freaked and clenched and retracted said dollar from my mothers grasp...

she jumped back in her seat and off we went ... hysterically laughing...





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