haha, this is a great thread
my sister told me about a time she was at the zoo with her bf. they were standing in front of the monkey exhibit and it was pretty empty so her bf starts kissing her and touching her. she said she looked up and saw this monkey watching them intently, and he started masturbating. next thing she saw this big white stream shoot up from the monkey's dick...he got off from watching them makeout!
in other news...i ate acid and walked around las vegas this past weekend. damn, that was a wild ride! if there was an olympics for doing things when you're fucked up, i woulda taken home the gold medal