[baddog style thread] So i went to the washroom...
and i think i may be running out of toilet paper... I only have 3 or 4 rolls left... but that will probably last me a good 7-8 months since
1.) I live alone because i'm a loser and no girl would ever date me
2.) I'm a senile old idiot, and don't really have control over my bowels and end up shitting myself anyways, or just use depends adult diapers
I am posting here because i don't have a real social life, and actually think gfy cares every time i go to the washroom or go out to some porn whores birthday party
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