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baddog · 10-08-2007, 08:00 PM

When flying to Amsterdam I made the mistake of flying on KLM, which I presume is a Dutch abbreviation for "put the seats closer together." I was not alone in thinking there was not very much room considering it was an 11 hour flight.

To add insult to injury they kept playing this video showing us how to do exercises in our seats. Sure, the clinch your ass cheeks together option was doable, but when they had exercises which required sticking your leg forward and twirling your foot around, well, that was just mean.

I guess if there was enough room that we could put our heads on the seats, with our legs up in the air, it would have been possible. Or, if we were all yoga experts and could pull our legs up around our necks, then it would have been a piece of cake.

Piece of advice: if the flight is a 747, and you are not in business class, upgrade, or wait for another flight.

10-08-2007, 08:00 PM
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,090	KLM are such teases When flying to Amsterdam I made the mistake of flying on KLM, which I presume is a Dutch abbreviation for "put the seats closer together." I was not alone in thinking there was not very much room considering it was an 11 hour flight. To add insult to injury they kept playing this video showing us how to do exercises in our seats. Sure, the clinch your ass cheeks together option was doable, but when they had exercises which required sticking your leg forward and twirling your foot around, well, that was just mean. I guess if there was enough room that we could put our heads on the seats, with our legs up in the air, it would have been possible. Or, if we were all yoga experts and could pull our legs up around our necks, then it would have been a piece of cake. Piece of advice: if the flight is a 747, and you are not in business class, upgrade, or wait for another flight.