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Old 10-09-2007, 11:21 AM  
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I rember flying first class on virgin atlantic from uk to usa shortly after 9 11 with my wife. We had a small 'argument' with security regarding a small (and i I mean tiny) little pair of nail clipper that she had in her purse. They were like, thats a weapon, you could use those to take over the plane... Well cos they were only like 99c, we let them keep them...
We got on the plane, sat down in first class, and a stewardess appears handing us two glasses of champange, in real crystal stemmed goblets... I remember thinking that if i 'Had' been criminally inclined, I could have easilly smashed the glass, and stabbed the stewardess with the jaged base stem...

Of course, I would never do that... But if I DID want to... It would have been 1000000000X easier than using a one inch nail clipper !
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