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Originally Posted by gornyhuy
There are three stages of married sex:
1) Tri Weekly
2) Try Weekly
3) Try Weakly
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I like this one:
First it was bedroom sex, kitchen sex, living room sex. Now it's hallway sex. (That's where we say "fuck you" as we pass in the hallway.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Warren
Almost everyday!
Almost Monday, Almost tuesday, almost wednesday, almost thursday, almost friday, almost saturday, almost sunday.
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HAHAHHA Nice :D