RedShoe

you got mail.

Everyone else that's not Fade but felt nosey enough to click this thread, here is a joke for you.

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A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him
and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me
back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart
and brave you are and how you are my hero" The man took the
frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me
back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion
for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket,
smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into
a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want."
Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back
into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm
a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do
anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have
time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

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