rowan

Turn this:

"An inviting summer scene awaits you at Willow Pond. Here you'll meet Kirsti for the first time, smiling, sitting ever so lady-like on blanket beneath an old willow tree. Now that the introductions are over, it's time to get intimately acquainted. Kirsti happily takes over from here. All you need to do is sit back and enjoy."

Into this:

"An inviting heat scene awaits you at Willow Pond. On hand you'll meet Kirsti since the rudimentary lifetime, smiling, sitting in perpetuum so lady-like on blanket beneath an versed willow tree. Now that the introductions are over, it's time to dispose intimately versed in. Kirsti happily takes gone from here. Utter you need to do is cover back and enjoy."

Or this:

"An agreeable summer scene awaits you at Willow Pond. Here you'll meet Kirsti for the first time, smiling, sitting endlessly so lady-like on sweeping beneath an old willow tree. Right away that the introductions are over, it's space to get intimately versed in. Kirsti happily takes over taken away here. Greatest you need to do is rest back and enjoy."



(That's actually a dodgy rewriter, not a feed morphed at the source)