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Originally Posted by BoyAlley
This is a cautionary tale for those needing to get banners done,
about hiring a man named BannerAnt and then sending the obligated sum.
"I will have your banners ready tomorrow" he assured in a professional voice,
then days quickly ticked by with nothing but excuses leaving me little choice.
I must write a poem to warn the breeders about this incompetent fuck,
before they too send this asshat monies and find themselves shit out of luck.
Through no fault of my own communication with BannerAnt seems to have terminated,
and now I have a responsiblity to make sure this pesky insect is exterminated!
So while he might entice you with specials and examples of his pretty pretty work,
do not send a single dime of your hard earned monies to the pathetic little jerk.
This arthropod ran off with my cash and then continued posting on GFY all smug,
in turn I will make sure people think twice before trying to do business with a bug.
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can we have a rap version? 
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