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montreal baby!
where we eat fries with gravy AND cheese.
where the women here ARE better than in Toronto
where we start to drink at the age of 18 and alcohol is cheaper
where hockey and doggystyle go hand to hand
where you can get a lapdance for 10bux at the sleazer strip joints.
where you can stay out till 3AM and then go to an after hours club
where in summer, all girls where 60% less clothing and 50%
more horny
Where there are soo many gay guys, your chances of scoring with girls are high!
My name is dan, and i proud to be a MONTREALER
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