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Originally Posted by Walrus
ID LIKE TO SAY A BIG FUCK YOU TO RON WEINER WHO DINED AT CHOPS TUESDAY NIGHT. Next time i wait on you, you fat fuck, i wont put that included gratuity past your check you piece of shit.. you shorted me $140 that would have made all the diffference, but you had to figure out a way to afford to treat your friends, so you took it out of my pocket you fuck.
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Lawyers are some of the worst about this kinda stuff. I remember the attorney that represented an asshole who rear ended me. We sat in my attorney's conference room to hammer out a settlement agreement when this dumb bimbo paralegal from the other firm said "$15 seems like an awful lot to copy a 12 page crash report" and before my attorney could stop me, I got pissed off at the tediousness of it all and said "It only cost $15 because you called me wanting a copy of it and demanding that I have it FedEx'd down to your office, when you should have called Scott instead. Now, come to think of it, the $15 was just the FexEx charge, you actually owe me $15.30, since I did not charge for making the copies. Anything else you'd like to protest while we sit in here all day and get old and wrinkled up, those of us that are not wrinkled yet?". That stupid bitch left shortly thereafter and never did come back in the conference room.
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Originally Posted by Walrus
lol. When I used to deliver pizzas, the Jews never tipped. I remember one Jew asking for exact change back too. The price was like $12.27, and she wanted the change right back to the exact. I had to go back to my car to get the pennies and nickels out of the smoke tray.
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I hope you rubbed your dick on them before handing them over. I would have asked for the pizza back so that I could discharge a pesky little hocker into it.
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Originally Posted by L-Pink
Should have gone for the 20% and not been greedy. By asking if he wanted this automatic charge ommited you were really asking him for a bigger tip. And he knew it.
Guy spends $1700. for a fucking dinner and a waiter want's him to spend more, I would have done the same or worse.
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Ah well, you're an asshole, so of course you would have.
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Originally Posted by frostyimpressions
Serving tables was helping pay my rent during college. There is a lot of money in it. You guys have absolutely no idea how hard it is to wait tables and deal with people who believe you should wait on them hand and foot.
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I do. I did it. Once. I lasted 11 days and then I called in and quit. And I will tell you what, I don't look at tips the same anymore.